Some desperate guy from LA has posted this ad on craigslist because he can’t finish Vanilla Dome on Super Mario World for the SNES. Fool. Vanilla Dome wasn’t that hard, plus you could totally unlock the Top Secret Area in the previous world for Yoshi, power-ups and extra lives… so if you really sucked that badly, you could try a million times (but tell your friends it only took you a few goes).

Mate, if the koopa wizards in Vanilla Dome are the worst of your problems in this game, then I would probably give up now. You’re going to be posting a shitload more Craigslist ads in the future if you have any hope of completing Super Mario World in it’s entirety… or making it through the next few level for that matter. Whiskey and donuts aren’t going to cut it as a reward once you fail miserably at the Valley Fortress and Tubular levels, either.

Also referring to your knight in shining armour as an ‘idiot’ is probably not going to make you too many friends.  Especially when you’re the moron who’s stuck on Vanilla Dome.

Just some advice from yours truly. You’re welcome, bro.

P.S. Does that SNES you have there still run? It looks like it may have unwillingly took the brunt of your wizard-fuelled rage… poor little guy.

– Geek and Gamer Girl x