Today is Australia Day! Yiewwww! Hope everyone’s had a super chill long weekend. The weather today is totally crappy and unAustralian today, but hopefully your BBQ is under cover somewhere and you’re cracking bevvies in your boardies and thongs nonetheless.

The Triple J Hottest 100 also started at midday. I don’t have high hopes for the results this year… I think I’ve slowly been losing faith over the years. But if Taylor Swift hasn’t been disqualified and ends up #1, Triple J is officially dead to me.

Besides that, here’s a helpful video to help you through today, just in case you find yourself with a fresh stubby and nothing to open it with. Shit happens all the time, amirite? Also I can’t do the lighter thing everyone else can do. So sue me.

The coin and eyelash curler tricks in this vid is actually pretty cool. The rest of the examples could be interchanged for pretty much any solid object with a sharp edge protruding from it, but you get the idea… You can open a fucking beer on pretty much fucking anything. “STRAYA”!!!

– GeekandGamerGirl